Revenge
Monday, December 29, 2008
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Without hands
Without hands
Doctors do not know precisely why Jessica Cox was born without hands. Сонограммы and other antenatal tests have not revealed this rare congenital defect. However, since infancy, its legs served it as hands. As well as all children, it has passed through various stages of development. It has learned to eat independently and as to write by means of legs. During all childhood, it participated in various actions, including: navigation, gymnastics, dances. Джессика has started to be engaged тайкванд
Friday, December 12, 2008
What Is Politics
A son asked his father
" Dad, what is politics ?"
Dad said:-
Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist
Your mother administrates the money, therefore she is the Government
Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union
Our maid is the Working Class
We all want just one thing, your well-being. Therefore you are the People.
And your smaller brother who is still in his nappy, is the Future
"Did you understand that my son?"
"The little one thinks, and tells his
father he wanted to sleep it over
for one night"
During the night the boy wakes up, because his younger brother produces something with an unbearable smell from his nappy and is crying.
As he doesn‘t know what to do, he goes into the bedroom of his parents.
But there is only his mother in her bed, and she is so fast asleep that he does not succeed in waking her up.
So he goes into the bedroom of the maid where he finds his father having fun with her, and grandpa watching them secretly through the window !!!!
All of them are so engaged that they don‘t realize that the boy is standing in front of them.
So the boy decides to go to bed again without having been able to solve the problem.
Next morning the father asks his son if he is able to explain with a few words what politics is.
„ Yes“
answers the son.
•
The Capitalist abuses the
Working Class
•The Union watches without doing anything,
While the Government sleeps
The People are completely ingnored
•And the Future is in the shit.
That‘s
Politics
Monday, December 1, 2008
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